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So, I'll be departing my homeland of the Australian scrub in...75 days (or, October 26) and flying my arse to the US of A for a whole year of Rob-stalking Nanny-ing. I intend to wreck havoc among the public, piss a lot of American's off and rep Aus hardcore. But thus, before I begin my quest, I need to compile a list of to-do's to accomplish. This is what I have, so far; (Is it sad that most of these are Twilight/Rob related?)
> Eat an In-N-Out burger.
> Stalk, man-nap, rape etc. Rob.
> Get a gun (possibly to aid in man-napping plans)
> Have a Heinken drink-off with Rob & TomStu
> Be in the Ellen Show audience
> Be an extra inEclipse a film.
> Get photos with as many celebs as possible. Use force if need be.
> BFF Ashley Greene
> Have a slumber party with new BFF and Rachelle Lefevere.
> Smoke a bong with Kstew....(okay, so she'll do the bong-smoking. Because drugs are sicknast kids)
> Have jam sessions with Rob and Jacksper.
> BE the banana in 100 Monkeys.
> Adopt a foreign kid. (it's all the rage in Hollywoodland apparants.)
> ROAD TRIP. Anywhere. idc. I'll do it by myself if I fail to make friends. Which is likely.
> EAT CANDY CORN full stop.
> Dress up for Halloween and steal childrens 'candy'.
> Carve a turkey.
>By a Pocket Edward Pack my newly gifted Pocketward and go on sparkling adventures while trying not to look like a dipshit.
> Lick the Alice in Wonderland statue in Central Park (For reasons I will not share)
> Go to Comic-con in San Diego for Eclipseand try not to slap bitchez who try to rape Rob. That is for myself and only myself to do
> Purchase and taste 'Pirates Booty'...mmm.
> Drunk-skype with my home-turf bitchez.
> BUY BRIGHT YELLOW RAY BANS. Fuck black.
> Not-tip as many waitresses/workers as possible without getting thrown out from not compensating. (Fuck off, that's not how we roll here)
> Attend Eclipse and/or Remember Me premiere and smack any tweeny fangirls who scream, squeal etc. and degrade our gender.
I appologise if any of the above offend any Americans reading this...this is just who I am and I intend to stay that way ;)
This is all in good-hearted fun purely for my own enjoyment.
-Any suggestions are appreciated! (they do not have to be Twilight/Rob related...but bonus points to you if they are)
> Eat an In-N-Out burger.
> Stalk, man-nap, rape etc. Rob.
> Get a gun (possibly to aid in man-napping plans)
> Have a Heinken drink-off with Rob & TomStu
> Be in the Ellen Show audience
> Be an extra in
> Get photos with as many celebs as possible. Use force if need be.
> BFF Ashley Greene
> Have a slumber party with new BFF and Rachelle Lefevere.
> Smoke a bong with Kstew....(okay, so she'll do the bong-smoking. Because drugs are sicknast kids)
> Have jam sessions with Rob and Jacksper.
> BE the banana in 100 Monkeys.
> Adopt a foreign kid. (it's all the rage in Hollywoodland apparants.)
> ROAD TRIP. Anywhere. idc. I'll do it by myself if I fail to make friends. Which is likely.
> EAT CANDY CORN full stop.
> Dress up for Halloween and steal childrens 'candy'.
> Carve a turkey.
>
> Lick the Alice in Wonderland statue in Central Park (For reasons I will not share)
> Go to Comic-con in San Diego for Eclipse
> Purchase and taste 'Pirates Booty'...mmm.
> Drunk-skype with my home-turf bitchez.
> BUY BRIGHT YELLOW RAY BANS. Fuck black.
> Not-tip as many waitresses/workers as possible without getting thrown out from not compensating. (Fuck off, that's not how we roll here)
> Attend Eclipse and/or Remember Me premiere and smack any tweeny fangirls who scream, squeal etc. and degrade our gender.
I appologise if any of the above offend any Americans reading this...this is just who I am and I intend to stay that way ;)
This is all in good-hearted fun purely for my own enjoyment.
-Any suggestions are appreciated! (they do not have to be Twilight/Rob related...but bonus points to you if they are)
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